http://betterthanmccain.com Come on, even you can give a McCain speech Better Than McCain... Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:44:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en REPORTER: Insurance companies cover Viagra but not birth control. MCCAIN: I certainly don't want to discuss that issue. REPORTER: It was unfair that health insurance companies cover Viagra but not birth control. Do you have an opinion on that? MCCAIN: I don't know enough about it to give you an informed answer. http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/06/melissa-is-better-than-mccain/ If you can do a McCain speech Better Than McCain, but need a suggestion... go no further than these cringeworthy examples of Jammacainian speechifying from prepared remarks on a music stand (yes, someone was paid to write these lines for him) this week at Sturgis, warming-up the crowd before Kid ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/06/suggestions-for-being-better-than-mccain/ "My friends, I want to talk to you finally about the transcendent challenge of our time. The challenge of the 21st century is the threat of radical Islamic extremism. My friends, there’ve recently been arrests in Denmark and Germany. And the head of Al Queda now said that they want ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/06/ron-is-better-than-mccain/ "My friends, as President of the United States, I'll follow Osama Bin Laden to the Gates of Hell and I'll shoot him with one of your products. Only, only after he receives justice, only after he receives justice. Only after he receives all of the rights that a ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/05/alyson-is-better-than-mccain/ "We must also prepare, far better than we have, to respond quickly and effectively to a natural calamity. When Americans confront a catastrophe they have a right to expect basic competence from their government. Firemen and policemen should be able to communicate with each other in an emergency. We should ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/05/deborah-is-better-than-mccain/ "I was at a conference in Germany over the weekend, and President Putin of Germany gave one of the old cold war-style speeches as he addressed the conference there." 02/17/07 - Des Moines, Iowa http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/05/ludmilla-is-better-than-mccain/ "Oh! Oh because I think his comments were clearly the race card. Because of what he said. Everybody can read his remarks. In fact, his campaign retracted those remarks. So, I think it's very clear -- and I was very disappointed ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/04/raina-is-better-than-mccain/ "And on the subject of Osama bin Laden. He is responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent Americans. He is now orchestrating other attacks on the Unites States of America. We will do whatever is necessary. We will track him down. We will capture we will bring him justice. ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/04/eddie-is-better-than-mccain/ "You will hear from my opponent's campaign in every speech, every interview, every press release that I'm running for President Bush's third term. You will hear every policy of the President described as the Bush-McCain policy. Why does Senator Obama believe it's so important to repeat that idea over and ... http://betterthanmccain.com/2008/08/03/better-than-mccain-1/